i;ve heard lots during my life, but like Barbara, i can hardly remember one! i just googled some jokes and i found one that was kind of funny: "I ate a clock yesterday, it was very time-consuming"
I love to hear jokes but can never repeat them. I do remember another joke about a clock. Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out the window?? To see time fly. I think you have to have a special talent to tell jokes - like comedians!!!
I can never remember jokes, but I just heard this one.
ReplyDeleteHow many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten Tickles!😀
Hey Jen! Why aren't teddy bears ever hungry???
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Because they are stuffed!!!!
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PS Good one Barbara.
From Reader's Digest " How many country and western singers does it take to change a light bulb?
ReplyDeleteFive. One to put in the light bulb and four to sing about how much they long for the old one.
Oh boy...
i;ve heard lots during my life, but like Barbara, i can hardly remember one! i just googled some jokes and i found one that was kind of funny: "I ate a clock yesterday, it was very time-consuming"
ReplyDeleteI love to hear jokes but can never repeat them. I do remember another joke about a clock. Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out the window?? To see time fly. I think you have to have a special talent to tell jokes - like comedians!!!
ReplyDeleteI am lousy with jokes, but here is a riddle:
ReplyDeleteA box without hinges, key or lid
Yet golden treasure inside is hid
From the hobbit
Is the answer "your heart "?
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